Of all things, probably the stupidest to criticize is patience.

Clouds triumph over the sun for a day, basement furnaces break down, and pretty blond girls who can quote Star Wars babysit longer than they'd planned, and so you wrap a scarf around your neck, light some candles strategically positioned around the living room, and save the leftover ( Read more... )

Joey got a medium pizza from the Little Ceasar's on Alameda. He ordered plain cheese, but when he opened it up when he got back, we learned that they gave him a pepperoni. He and Benji had a few slices, but I couldn't eat any, and I thought that was bullshit. So I called Little Ceasar's and I said:

"Hi. Look. I'm sorry to be such a hard-on about ( Read more... )

Today was a funny day.

I slept through my first two classes because when I woke up at eight o'clock I was feeling depressed.
Then I woke up at eleven and hurried to shower and eat breakfast so I could finish a response paper by 12:15, when I thought I had to leave to make it to class on time.
But it was raining ice today, rendering the walk to ( Read more... )